The Heat's New Starting Five Sounds Like a 2K Cheat Code (And They Are Still 0-4)
Underdog NBA reported the lineup alert for Wednesday.
The are rolling out a starting five of Donovan Mitchell, , , , and on Wednesday. That sounds less like a real basketball lineup and more like a 2K MyLeague save where someone forced all the trades with the salary cap turned off.
Underdog NBA reported the official starting group, confirming that is fully leaning into this absurd collection of names. On paper, it is a Monstars-level core that should have the rest of the packing up their lockers early.
But here is the absolute funniest part of this fantasy-camp fever dream: the Heat are currently 0-4.
Despite assembling enough star power to fund a small nation, has spent the first week of the season getting cooked. They dropped four straight games to the Minnesota Timberwolves, , Charlotte Hornets, and Dallas Mavericks.
You do not need a deep dive into advanced analytics to know that giving up 131 points to Minnesota and 128 to Detroit is a massive red flag. The perimeter defense appears to be relying entirely on vibes and whatever is left of and ' knees.
It is the exact kind of roster construction that looks flawless on a whiteboard until you remember there is only one basketball to go around. Figuring out the usage rates between Mitchell and Giannis while keeping everyone else fed is turning into a public performance review for the coaching staff.
heads to Atlanta to face the Hawks on Wednesday night to try and stop the bleeding. If you are holding futures or trying to navigate player props in this logjam of a rotation, you might want to wait for proof of life.
If this starting five somehow drops to 0-5, the timeline is going to need a wellness check on Pat Riley.