Warriors Roll Out a Randomly Generated Starting Lineup for Saturday
Underdog NBA reported the lineup alert: 'Warriors will start Williams, Richard, Santos, Lendeborg, Ike on Saturday.'
The just dropped their starting lineup for Saturday, and it reads less like an NBA roster and more like a randomly generated 2K Summer League squad. According to Underdog NBA, Golden State is rolling with Brandon Williams, , , , and Graham Ike.
If you had this exact starting five on your preseason bingo card, you are either Steve Kerr or a time traveler. For anyone staring at the betting board right now, this is the kind of chaotic rotation update that completely nukes the spread and turns player props into a total guessing game.
The context here is grim. is limping into this matchup after dropping back-to-back games, getting blown out 127-105 by the before dropping a tight 111-108 game to the Grizzlies. Now they head to to face the with a lineup completely devoid of their usual star power.
With the heavy hitters sitting this one out, suddenly becomes a veteran presence. He has been averaging 8.3 points and 1.3 steals per game, which is fine for a role player but terrifying if he is suddenly your primary offensive engine.
The only real silver lining for sickos tuning in is getting an extended look at . The 6-foot-9 rookie was an absolute vacuum on the glass during the preseason, pulling down 28 rebounds in just 64 minutes of action. Asking him and to anchor an NBA frontcourt against real starters is a massive leap, but at least they have the size to make it a fight.
tips off against before heading to Denver on Tuesday. If this makeshift starting five somehow pulls off a road upset against the Suns, we need to launch a full federal investigation into the simulation.