The Miami Heat Are Starting a Video Game Roster on Tuesday
Lineup alert: Heat will start Mitchell, Thompson, Larsson, Giannis, Adebayo on Tuesday.
The are rolling out a starting five on Tuesday that looks like a glitch in a fantasy basketball draft lobby. According to Underdog NBA, Miami is officially starting , Tristan Thompson, Niklas Larsson, , and .
This is not a normal basketball rotation. This is a 2K MyLeague roster where someone turned off the salary cap, mashed the trade override button, and decided to see what happens.
The sheer absurdity of this group sharing the floor is staggering. You have Giannis and Bam, which is already a frontcourt that makes opposing guards want to call in sick. Then you add Mitchell to handle the perimeter scoring, completely ignoring the fact that he was just carrying the offensive load for the Cleveland .
And then there is Tristan Thompson. The veteran big man is somehow still securing starting minutes in 2026, which is the kind of front-office stubbornness you have to respect just a little bit.
desperately needs this super-team experiment to work. They just went through a brutal California road trip, getting absolutely cooked by the 120-100 before finally scraping out a 114-108 win over the .
For anyone staring at the prop markets, this lineup completely nukes standard usage rates. Trying to project shot volume when Mitchell, Giannis, and are all demanding the ball is a great way to lose your mind before tip-off, and figuring out who grabs the rebounds between Giannis and Bam is basically a coin flip.
We will see how this video-game roster actually functions on the hardwood. heads to Salt Lake City to play the on Tuesday, and if this starting five actually gels, the rest of the league might need to file a formal grievance.