The Clippers' New Starting Lineup Looks Like a Random 2K Auto-Draft
Underdog NBA reported the lineup alert on X.
The Los Angeles Clippers just dropped a starting lineup that looks less like a cohesive NBA roster and more like a random 2K MyTeam draft you accidentally auto-filled.
For Wednesday's matchup against the , Underdog NBA reported that Los Angeles is officially rolling out Darius Garland, Kris Dunn, Derrick Jones Jr., Rui Hachimura, and Reggie Jackson.
If you are wondering why things feel a little desperate, a quick glance at the schedule explains everything. The Clippers are currently riding a brutal four-game losing streak, having just surrendered 125 points to the Toronto Raptors and 124 to the in the past few days.
Garland is going to have to put on a cape tonight. Since coming over from the Cleveland Cavaliers last season, he has been a reliable bright spot, averaging 20.1 points and 6.6 assists per game this year.
But starting Kris Dunn and Reggie Jackson together in the year 2026 is objectively hilarious. It is the basketball equivalent of trying to fix a blown engine with duct tape and pure nostalgia.
For anyone staring at the prop markets tonight, this rotation shift completely scrambles the board. With the usual heavy hitters missing from this starting five, Garland's usage rate is about to touch the sky, and Hachimura is suddenly looking at a massive spike in volume by default.
We will see if this island-of-misfit-toys approach can finally snap the skid against . If it does not, the Clippers might need to start pulling fans out of the Intuit Dome crowd to run the point.