The Vikings Are Desperately Trying to Trade for Kirk Cousins and It Is Peak NFL Comedy
Adam Schefter reported the Vikings have identified Cousins as a 'prime trade candidate' and that 'the clock is ticking.'
The are officially sending the NFL equivalent of a late-night "u up?" text to their ex.
According to ESPN's Adam Schefter, has identified quarterback Kirk Cousins as a prime trade candidate ahead of today's 4 p.m. ET deadline. The clock is ticking, and the desperation is palpable.
You can see exactly why the panic button got smashed. The Vikings just got completely dismantled in a 23-6 loss to the . When your offense looks that broken, you start scrolling through old contacts looking for a familiar face to save the season.
Meanwhile, the Raiders are not exactly thriving either. just took a 38-17 beating from the . Cousins is healthy and slinging it in a silver and black number 8 jersey, but the are clearly in a spot where selling off assets makes too much sense.
For anyone monitoring the betting markets, a Cousins reunion completely changes the math on 's season outlook. A competent veteran under center turns them from an unwatchable mess into a team that can actually threaten a point spread, though you should probably wait for the ink to dry before making any moves.
But the sheer absurdity of this cannot be overstated. The let Cousins walk, convinced they could build a brighter future without him, only to try and trade assets to get him back. It is the front-office equivalent of crawling back to your college girlfriend because the dating apps are too scary.
We have until 4 p.m. ET to see if actually pays the ransom. If they pull this off, prepare yourself for the most awkward, forced-smile reunion press conference in modern sports history.